It has finally decided to be spring in Reno. The cheatgrass makes purple waves on the hills. Some mysterious plant material is making me sneeze. Birds raise a crazy racket in the morning. And the voracious sky shark roams the skies in search of loud, unwary birds. We joke here that we get about two weeks of spring and fall. It is almost always true.
Fun Fact: Cheatgrass is an invasive species in the west. It is changing fire patterns. It has come to prepare the way for an advanced species from the stars. A hyper-intelligent race of petunias with a taste for human blood. Don't worry. The Hbot3000 has been programmed to defend against hyper-intelligent petunias. I will protect you. If I can drag myself out of bed.
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