Monday, May 04, 2009

Thing to remember when going to a new gym

1. Don't assume it will be exactly like your old gym, where they give you towels and a lock for your locker, otherwise you have to stand under a very tall air dryer for 10 minutes to get dry and rent a lock at the steep, steep price of 50 cents.

2. Be sure to get prescription goggles so you can speak to people with less confusion. I have not done this yet so tonight was very confusing.

3. Don't be confused at the presence of lifeguards, even though your old gym didn't have them it doesn't mean they don't exist.

And a special note for the kids: Your urine donations to date are sufficient. Please don't feel obliged to donate more. Which is to say, I hope to hell the kid play pool water is separate from the lane pool water.

Really liked the new gym. Not too busy and the water is much less abrasive because they use less chlorine (which they can use because they partially sterilize the water using ultraviolet light).

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