Tuesday, August 29, 2006

A case of the Tuesdays

It’s official: I make too much money to live in my apartment now. And I need to be out before the end of September or I don’t get my deposit back.

In other news: fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

P.S. FUCK. A. DUCK.

More eloquently: God damn it! FUCK. FUck fuCK.

Okay, I feel better now.

not really.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:34 AM

    we have a big basement. you can telecommute.

    (these claims neither investigated nor approved by my wife; show up without warning so as to put her in the most difficult position possible)

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  2. Anonymous11:59 AM

    Difficult posistion? Is your wife a..."goer"... eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more...Know what I mean?

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  3. Ignoring the silly Monty Python innuendo for the moment, your offer of a basement is appreciated. Sadly, unless telecommuting comes to mean "physically transporting oneself to work via beaming technology" in the next month or so, it probably isn't going to work out.

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  4. That is total bullshit. They can't do that. To even evict someone takes like 90 days. You're a good rent paying citizen and you're being treated like what? You can fight this Hauss, at least so you get a modicum of notice. I know under that mild mannered exterior is a raging hulk and now is the time.

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  5. Anonymous7:22 PM

    What's God damning it got anything to do with it? The baby Jesus is crying.

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  7. I don't understand. Why are you being kicked out for earning too much? What is this? It does not make sense to me.

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  8. I was a student when I first moved in to my apartment complex. As such, I didn't understand that the place is low income housing. They get tax breaks by providing nice apartments to those below a certain income range. As a student I qualified, once I got my job and my pay scale increased substantially I was no long qualified. It took them a year or two to figure it out, but oh well.

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