“Yeah, how I miss those days,
more than a little
growing young in the dumbo sun.” -- Tracy bonham (Dumbo Sun)
* hbot3000 primary algorithm
age = 0
do while(age.le.ageofdeath)
maturity = age
if(numactionfigures.gt.50.or.numlegos.gt.50) maturity = maturity - 12
if(age=30) then
call commencerandomnostalgia()
end if
if(maturity=30) then
call commencemidlifecrisis()
end if
age = age + 1
end do
once again you prove we are the same ridiculous person in two bodies. you see, there's this sign in the bathroom where i work that says 'please do not flush feminine products.' since i play with vba for a decent portion of the day, every time i go to the loo i fantasize about replacing it with one that goes like this:
ReplyDeleteOption Explicit
Function Flush(That As Variant) As Boolean
Dim FlushThat As Boolean
If That$ <> "feminine product" Then
FlushThat = True
Else FlushThat = False
End If
Flush = FlushThat
End Function
do-whiles get me hot.
Fucking A. Where A = you two programing retards.
ReplyDeleteI remember going to Sears with Eric, must have been early, early highschool. They were still selling computers that ran basic. We hijacked them with...
10 Print "Eric and Kaleb Rock"
20 Goto 10
And then hid behind the steel belt radial tires to watch the salesmen try to figure out what had happened.
Speaking of eric's evil influence I can't believe you're still listening to Tracy Bonham. Though the smooth homo-disco of PSB gets me hot.