Monday: Did not eat Beans, tomatoes, cucumbers, nuts or seeds.
Tuesday: Drank clear liquids all day. Starting at 5:00, drank god-awful salt-water mixture in tall glass every ten minutes for 3 hours. Imitated some sort of hideous human water rocket rest of evening.
Wednesday: Let's just say there is now photographic evidence of what the inside of my stomach and bowels looks like. I won't go into detail about the process (largely because they gave me a drug that made me forget it), but think Japanese tentacle sex.
Thursday: No problems detected, recommence solid food intake.
Friday: To Be Determined.
Good times.
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