When I was in my young teens, I prayed very hard that Jesus would not return until Star Wars episodes 1,2 and 3 were made so I could see them. In retrospect, delaying heaven on earth wasn't worth Hayden Christiansen's performance.
You bastard! Thank's for delaying eternal happiness for the rest of us. Though to be honest I remember praying in eighth grade that the second coming would wait until I had a chance to lose my virginity (I want to point out that I'm almost tastefully avoiding a first vs. second coming joke.)
If only Lucas would have found the lost script's in that family's storage space, you know the one I'm talking about, the one that didn't burn down.
Actually, I think Spaced Season two had my feelings dead to rights 5:10 to 5:14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BzqaYNRtx0&feature=related
I'm sure God's smacking his head on that one as well.
ReplyDeleteYou bastard! Thank's for delaying eternal happiness for the rest of us. Though to be honest I remember praying in eighth grade that the second coming would wait until I had a chance to lose my virginity (I want to point out that I'm almost tastefully avoiding a first vs. second coming joke.)
ReplyDeleteIf only Lucas would have found the lost script's in that family's storage space, you know the one I'm talking about, the one that didn't burn down.
Actually, I think Spaced Season two had my feelings dead to rights 5:10 to 5:14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BzqaYNRtx0&feature=related
Ooh, thank you for pointing that show out to me. I freaking love simon pegg.
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