Is it because you insist on shaving on the way to work?
Or perhaps the Apple sticker on your bumper identifies you in their minds as a dangerously unbalanced sociopath, likely to launch into a well-reasoned argument on the superiority of OS X at a moment's notice.
Or maybe the fact that you DON'T have a "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" sticker somehow identifies you as likely to be willing to exchange gunfire with your fellow motorists without warning.
Or maybe they just sense that you're a disaffected iconoclast in a state almost completely founded on superficiality.
Is it because your idea of green commuting is shoveling dried cow pats into a belching furnace thus powering your hybrid steam/naptha civic?
ReplyDeleteIs it because you insist on shaving on the way to work?
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps the Apple sticker on your bumper identifies you in their minds as a dangerously unbalanced sociopath, likely to launch into a well-reasoned argument on the superiority of OS X at a moment's notice.
Or maybe the fact that you DON'T have a "Keep Honking, I'm Reloading" sticker somehow identifies you as likely to be willing to exchange gunfire with your fellow motorists without warning.
Or maybe they just sense that you're a disaffected iconoclast in a state almost completely founded on superficiality.