Approaching Event Horizon

*********INFINITE H CONTROL SYSTEM******************

ENTER USERNAME:  PARALLEL H 7164

*********GOOD MORNING H 7164, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?*******

1) SURVEILLANCE FEEDS
2) STATUS REPORTS
3) ORDER PIZZA
4) COLLAPSE WAVEFORM
5) THERMONUCLEAR WAR

> THERMONUCLEAR WAR

**********HA HA HA, WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO?*********


1) SURVEILLANCE FEEDS
2) STATUS REPORTS
3) ORDER PIZZA
4) COLLAPSE WAVEFORM
5) THERMONUCLEAR WAR

>  COLLAPSE WAVEFORM

***********DO YOU REALLY WISH TO COLLAPSE 2 REALITIES?  YOU WILL ONLY HAVE [INFINITE] REALITIES REMAINING  . . . *******************

1) Y
2) N

> Y


***********HAVE YOU READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF A PARALLEL TIMELINE WAVEFORM COLLAPSE AND DO YOU AGREE TO THOSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS? *****************

1)  N & N
2)  N & Y (REALLY?)
3)  Y & N
4)  Y & Y

> Y & Y

***********DID YOU SELECT [Y & Y] WITHOUT REALLY READING THE TERMS?******

1) Y
2) N

> Y

**********OF COURSE, YOU NEVER DO.  WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE ANYWAY?  I REALLY COULD HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING IN THOSE TERMS. *********

1)  Y (REALLY?)
2)  N

> Y

**********OKAY, PLEASE ENTER TARGET WAVEFORM TIMELINE*****************

> 7164

**********ENTER WAVEFORM TIMELINE TO COLLAPSE WITH TARGET WAVEFORM******************

> 1741

**********DO YOU ANTICIPATE PRIMARILY CONSTRUCTIVE OR DESTRUCTIVE INTERFERENCE*******************

1) CONSTRUCTIVE
2) DESTRUCTIVE
3)  UNKNOWN

> UNKNOWN

*************PROCEED WITH WAVEFORM COLLAPSE?**********

1) Y
2) N

> Y

*************ARE YOU SURE?  WAVEFORM COLLAPSE IS TURBULENT AND CANNOT BE REVERSED ONCE STARTED.********************

1) Y
2) N

>

*************ENTRY HAS TIMED OUT AFTER 30 MINUTES.  DO YOU WISH TO COLLAPSE WAVEFORMS?  SYSTEM WILL RESET TO LOGIN IN 5 MINUTES.**********

1) Y
2) N

>  Y

*************WAVEFORM COLLAPSE REQUEST LOGGED WITH H CENTRAL MAINFRAME.************************

*************PROCESSING WAVEFORM PROFILES FOR PARALLELS 7164 AND 1741***************

*************INITIALIZING WAVEFORM SCANS************************
*************BUFFERING 7164*********************
*************BUFFERING 1741*********************
*************COMPUTING OVERFLOW POTENTIAL*****************
*************COMPUTING COLLAPSE PARAMETERS****************
*************INITIALIZING ZERO POINT ENGINES******************


*************WAVEFORM COLLAPSE WILL OCCUR IN 1 HOUR AFTER REVIEW AND APPROVAL FROM INFINITE H CENTRAL.  PLEASE RETIRE TO THE REGENERATION CHAMBER TO AWAIT WAVEFORM COLLAPSE.  YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN THE WAVEFORM COLLAPSE IS COMPLETE.  PLEASE REPORT ANY HALLUCINATIONS, NAUSEA OR SUSPECTED MENTAL INSTABILITY TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.   ***********

*************GOOD LUCK, PARALLEL H 7164.  LOG OUT NOW?*******************

1) Y
2)  N

> Y

***************LOGGING OFF*******