Perhaps the fact that you apply masterbation to Star Wars demonstrats that your subconscious inner-child is yearning to be set free. My suggestion is that you run through a field of flowers in a loose paisley shirt.
I think it's because when you masturbate you squeeze too hard, causing your penis to darken as it fills with blood creating a black hood--if you will. Your breath becomes labored, making the sounds of "hooooghhh-paaaaah".
On a similar note, one time at Camp, Eric told my girlfriend to quiet down, our cabins shared a wall and he couldn't sleep with Darth Vader sucking a lollipop all night long. Bastard, Darth Vader happens to like lollipops.
Perhaps the fact that you apply masterbation to Star Wars demonstrats that your subconscious inner-child is yearning to be set free. My suggestion is that you run through a field of flowers in a loose paisley shirt.
ReplyDeleteI think it's because when you masturbate you squeeze too hard, causing your penis to darken as it fills with blood creating a black hood--if you will. Your breath becomes labored, making the sounds of "hooooghhh-paaaaah".
ReplyDeleteOn a similar note, one time at Camp, Eric told my girlfriend to quiet down, our cabins shared a wall and he couldn't sleep with Darth Vader sucking a lollipop all night long. Bastard, Darth Vader happens to like lollipops.