Quote of the day

"When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots." -- Bender

Quotes of the day

"Fry, try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just two different people!" -- Leela

"I bought champagne. I opened the bottle. What does a guy have to do?" -- Fry

Quote of the Day

"PLAGUES have had better opening nights than this!" -- Calculon

Yeah, Uh, I am a Scientist

I listen to this in the morning sometimes to pump myself up for work